FAT BASTARD

This weekend the Tide plays host to the UT Vols and The Great Pumpkin, otherwise known as Tennessee's head coach, Phillip Fulmer. This fat bastard has taken pleasure targeting the Tide nation, on and off the field. Words can't even begin to describe the hatred that Bama fans have for this sorry excuse for a man, especially after blowing the whistle on the Tide program.

I'll be returning to the scene of the crime this weekend. The five-overtime loss two years ago was the most agonizing and gut-wrenching experience of my life. If the Tide can pull off the victory on Saturday, I'll letting off a lot of steam by singing "Rammer Jammer" at the top of my lungs. ROLL TIDE!