Monday, April 06, 2009

Energy = Ass


I'm a daily coffee drinker but sometimes, for one reason or another, coffee isn't an option and I'm forced to find an alternative. Today I tried a Monster Energy drink. This is after trying an Amp Energy drink a couple of weeks ago. And I have partaken in the occasional Red Bull as well. Besides offering an instant burst of go-go, they all have one other thing in common - they all taste like ass. Why is that? All these different brands and they taste EXACTLY the same. And there are a thousand of these damn things on the market. I wish I had been a fly on the wall when these ad wizards came up with the formula. It's like they peed in a jar of cough syrup and stirred it with a stick of black licorice. I think I've consumed my last one. For now.

3 comments:

Amanda said...

I agree. They are all pretty nasty...but somehow the taste is a little yummy with vodka.

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Yeah that happends to me too, I drink every morning and sometimes I have to change, that's why I buy oranges to make natural juice, thanks for sharing, you should try natural juices.

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