Friday, September 15, 2006

Things I Don't Understand, Part 3


1. Martial Arts movies - zzzzz
2. Crocs - those are the gayest shoes I've ever seen
3. Face painters at sporting events
4. Men who wear bowties - there is nothing nerdier
5. Mexican men's fascination with painted flames on their vehicles
6. People who can't seem to fathom how or why you could possibly not care for the music that they like. Fuck you- I don't like it. Why don't you like Lester Young?
6. Blended whiskey
7. Flash Gordon (the movie) - WTF?
8. Drive-thru windows - if there are one or two people in line, fine. But when there are 57 cars wrapped around the building, why the fuck would you get in line and sit there for 20 minutes when you can just run inside and get your food to go in 2 minutes flat?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

you've proven time and time again that men *can* have periods!

:D :P

I hate the flame thing too, what's worse when they have giant over-sized flame t-shirts. Horrible.

Anonymous said...

"Flash... AH-ah... You saved every one of us!!!"

That movie was so cheesy, but at the same time, you just can't pry yourself away from it. Kind of like driving past a bad accident...