Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Holy Actual Retail Price!



Bob Barker turns 83 friggin' years old today. I had no idea Bob was that ancient, although I guess it makes cents (heehee-get it?) considering how long that codger has been on the air. And he's still going strong, too. Bob's gonna keep hosting The Price Is Right until he literally drops dead during a taping. Some young stud is gonna give that number wheel such a strong yank that the gust of air caused by the wheel's spin will simply knock Bob off his feet and onto death's doorstep, which is exactly the way you know he wants to go. And you just know that dude has banged every model that has come and gone on that show, too. In fact, my earliest boy crushes were on Janet and Diane. Damn those were some hot dames. Kudos to you Bob-O, and Happy Birthday!

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