Monday, August 20, 2007

Keep Off The Strip



Dear Alabama Football Players,

After yet another one of your teammates, Simeon Castille, was arrested last weekend at 2AM on The Strip in T-town, I implore you to refrain from being anywhere near The Strip anytime after 10:00PM and concentrate on annihilating Western Carolina in less than two weeks. With the exception of catching a glimpse of a drunk coed's titties, there is absolutely nothing positive that can happen on The Strip after midnight. Use your brain and just stay the fuck away from there.

Sincerely,

TT Coe

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