Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Who's Gonna Be The Next Gay Republican Out Of The Closet?


In light of Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig's arrest for "lewd conduct in a men's room", Republicans have once again put themselves under the microscope. It's become an annual rite of passage for Republicans on Capitol Hill to come under fire for questionable homosexual behavior. And it's funny how it always seems to be the ones who are the most adamantly against gay rights that get busted for these acts.

So who will the next one be? My money's on Saxby Chambliss of Georgia. Why? 'Cause he has such a gay name. And he just looks like the kind of old man who'd like to be peed on by other men.

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