Last night I got dragged to a new bar here in town called "Twist & Shout". This place is one of those "dueling piano" type establishments that I tend to dread going to. And sure enough, my dread was warranted. What you get at this place is two overweight dorky white guys (don't say it) playing and singing the lowest common denominator of tame classic pop songs for an audience of drunk caucasians. Watching a bunch of tools wearing shorts and flip-flops singing aloud to 'Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay' and 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' is not my idea of entertainment. These performers were as soul-less as their scrotums are ball-less. I felt like I was watching a Don "No Soul" Simmons concert. So if you're ever in the 'ham, don't waste your time at this place.
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