Jorts. Why?

You've seen 'em. You've chuckled to yourself at people who wear them (unless, of course, you're one of the poor bastards who wear them). Jorts, aka denim shorts, have made a comeback this summer by tools everywhere. Like those who sport mullets, jorts wearers are part of an exclusive club whose members are seemingly unaware that the rest of the country looks upon them with disdain and ridicule. And why is it that only those with the whitest legs wear them? This is just one of those things that never cease to amaze me. Stand up and be proud jorts people!