"I only have some knowledge that the language of your country"

I have multiple Hotmail accounts due to the various MySpace pages for all of my bands. Every once in awhile I randomly receive messages from foreign chicks searching aimlessly for a mate. Like a teenage boy fumbling with a bra strap, their fledgling attempts at the English language are quite often amusing and entertaining. Of course, my mother is so desperate for any of her three sons to marry, she'd probably encourage me to respond to the one who sent this to me just last night:

Hello,
I was engaged in the work of beauty, I personality moderate person, I beautiful image of icing on the cake for my career, but who has never married. I like foreign men humor, romantic, generous, so the men would like to do with friends or get married, you may have to wait for my people? I like beauty, travel, swimming, listening to music. I only have some knowledge that the language of your country, I would like to know more about you, because I usually relatively busy, if not mind, you can go to the following address my private wrote to me the address below: http://www.-----.html
(Direct open this link, you can find me, Free,and I often open letter here to watch a friend. There are more private photos I) I'm looking forward to you for your letter.

Does that usage of nouns, verbs and adverbs get any prettier? I think not.