This will be the first in series of rants regarding my confusion with the opposite sex- aka "you people". This week: what's with the make-up, specifically eyeliner? Last weekend I performed at a Halloween party with one of my many bands, Three Hour Tour. We decided to dress like rock stars, and I opted for the heroin junkie country star look. I figured a little make-up would enhance my look, so I had the drummer's MILFy wife don me with some eyeliner. As I found out later, that crap WILL NOT come off easily. It's easier to remove stink from s*#t than it is that stuff from your eyelids. I know, I know- make-up remover does the trick better than soap and water. But come on, why do you people put that stuff on your face every day? Is it really worth it?
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My eyes rock as is, I got long lashes and they outline is dark already so I don't put any of that crap on myself. Thank goodness.
If you're gonna be a drag queen, get some Baby Oil to remove the stuff from your eyes. Works the easiest.
Too many "Tommy is gay" jokes going on in my head...am about to implode.
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