Double Secret Probation

I have officially placed the Tide on my own probation this week. I can't go to the Duke game this weekend and I've decided to totally blow it off anyway and not even watch it or listen to it. I know we've had to be patient these past several years but my patience has run out. I'm sick and tired of having a mediocre football team. I'll be back on board for the Ole Miss game but I just need a week off to re-evaluate my loyalty to this program and reminisce about the good old days.